A pirate and a tradie in high-vis toasting Everything's Farrked Spiced Grog over dinner while their ship burns behind them

Everything's farrked.
Except the grog.

Australian-made cane spirit with real Caribbean rum spices - cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, no rough edges. Love It or It's Free.

$65 a bottle. About $3.80 a shot.

Everything's Farrked pirate switching from a highlighter-bright spiced rum to the smooth grog

Still drinking a spiced rum that tastes like it was aged in a highlighter?

Ours is cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla and no rough edges - we checked.

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Everything's Farrked Spiced Grog 500ml bottle

Everything's Farrked Spiced Grog (Carribbean Spice) – $65.00

Kraken sink your ship? Mermaid run off with a landlubber? Beard looking patchy? Everything a bit farrked? Well this grog isn't. She's smooth. Warm. Full of flavour. Australian-made cane spirit infused with classic Caribbean Rum Spices. Rich flavour. Proper depth. No rough edges.

500ml · about 17 x 30ml shots a bottle.

1 bottle$65.00
Everything's Farrked Spiced Grog four-pack with free Shit The Bed board game, hot sauce and Booze Bling glitter

The 4-pack

$260.00 $230.00  4 x 500ml

For the household where the group chat asks “who's got grog” more than once a month. Four bottles, sorted.

Free in the box: the Shit The Bed board game, a bottle of Shit The Bed hot sauce to punish the losers with, and Booze Bling edible glitter to fluff up your grog.

4-pack$230.00
Mates pouring Everything's Farrked Spiced Grog into enamel mugs at a backyard table

Verified Trustpilot reviews. Not your cousin Mick.

Real 5-star reviews from Trustpilot, part of 5,000+ reviews worldwide

★★★★★

“I placed an order and it has arrived! I've been counting the seconds and holy cow. I am very very pleased. Had a swig of the grog and the flavour profile is next level. Can't wait to tuck into the vodkas too.”

Quinton Lotz, Trustpilot 5★ (“Got my Grog and love it”)
★★★★★

“Everything I have had has been great... I've tried 6 so far (I particularly liked the shit the bed agave and the everything is Farrked Rum) and I'm waiting for another to rock up for another probably messy tasting session. Thanks Bunster Woo”

woobigpond.com, Trustpilot 5★ (“Everything I have had has been great”)

Questions you were going to ask anyway

Okay but what does it actually taste like?

Cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, no rough edges - basically what a spiced rum promises and almost never delivers.

How am I meant to drink this thing?

Over a big rock of ice. That's it. That's the whole recipe. We're not going to pretend there's more to it.

What if it's not for me?

Love It or It's Free. 30 days, no interrogation, no “are you sure,” no standing in a queue explaining yourself. And you can keep the unopened bottle.

Australian-made cane spirit, real Caribbean rum spices
47 calories per 30ml shot
30 day Money Back Guarantee
Fast shipping to capital cities where eligible
Love It or It's Free

$3.80 a shot. Cheaper than explaining to your accountant why you needed a $3.80 shot.

Everything's farrked. The grog isn't. Love It or It's Free.